scenes from the life of a self-proclaimed ‘good liver’
I was trolling through a fellow Atlantan’s blog last week and happened upon a post she’d written about a site called, ‘Stuff White People Like’. “Oh this oughta be interesting,” I thought and clicked on over to check the site out. After about 5 minutes perusing the list, I made a shocking discovery.
I’m white.
This isn’t the first time I’ve had my racial identity called into question. More than one friend has suggested on more than one occasion that I may indeed not be as black as I think I am. My former roommate (a gay white Republican from east Tennessee) even dubbed me, ‘the whitest black girl I know’. I’ve always defended myself against these unfounded accusations by pointing out that I have nappy hair, graduated from an HBCU, and have actually seen and like all of Spike Lee’s movies (well except for Summer of Sam. That sh*t was just crazy). The most I’ve ever conceded to being is Filipino. But after visiting this site, which is clearly the foremost – if not the singular – authority on the subject of what white folks like, maybe it’s time I face the facts. See the list below for why I’m convinced. Oh, and don’t get too cocky…you might just find out that you’re white too (well, I mean for those of you who aren’t already sure that you are).
#77 Musical Comedy - Flight of the Conchords, anyone?
#76 Bottles of Water – though I’m usually cool with ‘Chattahoochee’s finest’, I recently became addicted to mineral water…from
#70 Difficult Breakups - no comment
#73 Gentrification – not a fan of the trend itself, but I keep finding myself in these ‘transitional’ neighborhoods
#69 Mos Def – I’ve been loving Dante since Black Star and the Cosby Mysteries
#59 Natural Medicine – is that a tumor? Put some tea tree oil on it!
#58 Japan – I just love the way the words manga, sakura, and Hayao Miyazaki roll off my tongue; I even refer to my new gig as the okiya
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops – droooool….
#44 Public Radio – NPR has been my wake-up routine since 8th grade
#43 Plays
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music – I can’t remember the last time I listened to music on the radio
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report – John Stewart is my Hebrew boycrush
#33 Marijuana – how’d that get in here?
#28 Not having a TV – last year marked the 1st time in my adult life that I’ve ever even had cable
#22 Having Two Last Names – I am the artist formerly known as Demps
#19 Traveling
#15 Yoga – I brake for child’s pose
#14 Having Black Friends – some of my best friends are black
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside – yep, even in the rain!
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#5 Farmer’s Markets
#1 Coffee – only 100% arabica, delivered through an IV drip (or a french press if I’m slumming it)cheers,k
8 Responses for "a shocking discovery"
Oh, my god, cousin–I’m white. I’M WHITE! Oh, and Flight of the Conchords is just awesome. I have the first season DVD and everything! lol
Well..uhmmm..I’m white 2 because I can relate to more than 1/2 of this list….who would have ever thunk it! ROFL! Great blog love!
dammit, cuz! y didn’t you tell me? u’ve been letting me walk around all this time suffering from a massive delusion!! btw - i’ve had the season 1 dvd for months and still haven’t watched all the episodes. not because i don’t want to, but because i want the experience to last as long as possible…yeah, sad.
(screaming) I used to be white (hence the last name), but I think since coming to Georgia I have transitioned into some sort of grey meld. I no longer recycle, haven’t had a good expensive sandwich, don’t live by the water anymore, no longer hang out in indie music stores (I miss Leopold’s), I can’t drive to wine country (Chateau Elan does not count), gave up my writer’s workshop, and can’t go to the Embarcadero Farmer’s Market just to be seen. Now, I will never give up film festivals, tea, Black friends, Manhattan (every other year for plays on Broadway - so I guess Plays, too), Sushi (now that I have learned to like it), Asian Fusion food (learned to make it at home), Mos Def, difficult break ups, Oscar parties (complete with red carpet), and soccer. Humm. . . I guess I am still pretty white, but I keep it in the closet.
Love it! My white friend told me “You’re not black, you’re just my white friend with a huge brown birthmark covering her body.” Thankfully, I was black enough to be offended by that comment and to tell her that shit wasn’t cute.
I gotta say that after reading this I am questioning just what the hell am I then?
Here are the only ones I related with:
Coffee
Organic Food
Microbreweries
Wine
Architecture
Sushi
Expensive sandwiches
Mos Def
You notice that 6 of those are food/drink related.
I think that the “you’re just my white friend with a huge brown birthmark” comment is hilarious. I am so stealing that one.
Girl, You already know - I DO NOT qualify for this position
Most of my friends call me the Blackest friend they have.
Hey, but we can still hang…some of my closest friends are White.
you already know I am the whitest!!! This is a reality check. Although I have some black qualities.. I think!!
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